Three Limericks [for Ms. Scholl]

There once was one little lad,
That really wasn't so bad!
That scholarship counted
And college he mounted
(And his small education was sad.)




I once had a miniature guppy,
That I changed for a miniature puppy!
The water bowl gone,
(And also the spawn)
Were sold to a miniature yuppie!



There once was a doggy named Jerry,
And he made this small world a-merry!
And nobody wept,
And secrets were kept,
Until Jerry turned into a berry!